Monday, June 11, 2012
Boat Naming Contest
I am determined to buy a boat. A somewhat laughable boat, yes, but a boat. And I will learn to drive my little boat.
Here in my marina beige-world community, the boat docks have outlets. I'm going to buy a little electric boat. I might buy a Duffy. Or I might buy an Electracraft. There are quite a few of both of them in the neighborhood.
I wish my name was Virginia so I could name my boat "Ginnny's Tonic." But it's not, and another name change is not in my future, so other boat names under consideration are:
Morning Becomes (if I buy an Electracraft)
And of course, there's always:
Feel free to send your suggestions. And in fact, I declare this to be a contest--the very first here in Leaving Divorceville! The top 3 contenders will receive a book of essays.