My cat Snowflake died on September 11th. My dog Lola on September 22nd. Um--hello grim reaper of the pet world....can you hear me? I would like to keep Layla, if at all possible, for a while longer. Pretty please? Three pets in three weeks would be excessive, don't you think?
Monday, September 27, 2010
Hotter than Hades/Hot Dog
My cat Snowflake died on September 11th. My dog Lola on September 22nd. Um--hello grim reaper of the pet world....can you hear me? I would like to keep Layla, if at all possible, for a while longer. Pretty please? Three pets in three weeks would be excessive, don't you think?
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Hold on Layla!
Dear Mr. Grim Furry Reaper,
This is a Cease and Desist order. It is very important that you move along from this household for the next while. If I may: I discovered a lifeless, beautiful female cardinal on my Grandma's doorstep this afternoon--the victim of a high speed fowl/glass collision. As these are my utmost favorite birds, I would like to humbly offer up this little creature-soul as an appeasement to your September quotas. Leave Cali doggies be. I need to know that my beloved friend has Layla to keep her company. I also, selfishly, want to hang out with that sweet, cold nose at least once more. Layla's nose, not my friend's. There is nothing cold about my friend. And everything else warm about Layla, too.
Thank you for your consideration. To where may I send the poor dead red-wing?
Yours sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen for the Protection of Loveable Furries. And Beautiful Friends.
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