1....you are googling "weekend pain clinic" in the wee hours of a Sunday morning
2....there are not enough microwave hot packs in the house
3....you stupidly decide to have ice cream and gingersnaps for breakfast and your stomach rebels
4....you feel sorry for yourself when it's your mother who woke screaming in pain at 1:00 a.m.
5....you close all the shades so you can't see the water