Graduate School: 4th (and final)semester. Critical thesis pages completed: 41. Creative thesis pages completed: 82. Thesis pages left to write: minimum 43. Thesis pages left to revise and number of times to revise them: infinite. Number of cookies consumed today in a fit of stress: 4. Cups of coffee: 4. Glasses of wine: count not yet finalized. Number of semesters I supported Mr. Ex through law school: 6.