Gordons: You can make this at home yourself. Lighter fluid. Rubbing alcohol. Cheap perfume. Whatever ya got. Remember to add a couple of juniper berries.
Beefeaters: Cute label.
Tanqueray: "You say, 'What did you do with him today?' And sniffed me out like I was Tanqueray. You know I'm no good."
Bombay: Pretty decent.
Bombay Saphire: Pretty and Decent.
Boodles: I'd walk into any gin joint for some of that.
Hendricks: Smells like roses. Warning: sense memory may kick in if you once had a rose garden.