Why does a ride from the airport cost $12.00 more than a ride to the airport (in zero traffic)?
Why do taxi cabs have mushy back seats where you can't sit up straight and feel like a teddy bear who's lost her stuffing?
Who's responsible for maintaining the shock absorbers on cabs and why aren't they doing their job?
Why is the Bob Hope airport known as the Burbank-Glendale-Pasadena airport when there's no reasonable way to get there from Pasadena?
What the hell, it was a fun trip anyhow!