Wednesday, January 23, 2013
A Multiple Choice Question on the Wonders of Margaritaville
Where have I been that I haven't been blogging?
a. in jail
b. on ice
c. joined the convent
d. ran off on with a fishing boat
e. none of the above
The correct answer is e.
Would you believe me if I told you that all of the following describe my weekend?
a. bought a fish from a little girl who's going to use the money to by a bow and arrow
b. had a visit from two friends, and then two more arrived unexpectedly
c. the friends and I had an awful brunch at a place that ran out of coffee
d. the friends and I got so hot walking on the beach that we had to go to a bar for a beer
e. that in that bar a guy named Whiskey Bob bought me a jar of jalapeno jam