It's a very large boat.
It's a ship with so many bars I could get lost.
It has a mall. I won't get lost there.
It's lovely and a floating emblem of overconsumption. WIFI is pricey. More than a glass of fresh orange juice. Less that a luxury watch.
So picture the blogosphere as an ocean. And it's flat. I'm sailing off the edge. Good-bye Instagram. Good-bye Facebook.
If you need me, want me, have a burning desire to communicate, email me.